low-shear-velocity-province:

Whoever wrote the algorithm for generating the usernames for the current wave of spambots is a genius. I’m so mad that foreign-policy-cutie and universalfartcowboy and genital-ripoff aren’t real people.

manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

suddenly-sara:

huffylemon:

I adore that we’ve censored the word “sexual” on Twitter User @FAGGOTMOUTH’s tweet.

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

Originally posted by neonearthtone

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

iamoutofideas:

showertimeshmoopsie:

what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

ollyvoile:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

thickness-protection-program:

With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die

or $914 a month or $685 a month per person if you’re married, which is the MAXIMUM you can get in ssi if you’re disabled

jeaniefranklins:

dayasan:

He would not fucking say that but let’s indulge

#honestly some people really are out there writing characters OOC#but within the story the characterization is consistent and engaging#and you’re like…ah…sometimes a weed is just a plant out of place

queenashen:

wetdesertslut:

menoftiktok:

Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023

first time I think I’ve seen someone with my shape body being admired.